By Sara Ritchey
March 20 –
Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
Proposal Day
Get yourself a ring man, cause today is National Proposal Day. But before you propose to your beautiful wife, be sure to check the sky. It would be a terrible day to remember if you were abducted by some little green guys before she can say “yes.”
April 14 –
Look Up At The Sky Day
Ex-Spouse Day
International Laughing Day
April 14th, you can look up at the blue skies and maniacally laugh. Besides the awkward stares, I’d assume this one could be pretty fun, but before you get too comfy, you may need to grab yourself an ex-spouse and drag them through this with you. That is absolutely what you should be doing on a beautiful April day in my opinion.
May 13 –
The only Friday the 13th in 2016
“Blame Someone Else” day
For me, Friday the 13th was always filled with silly theories like don’t look in the mirror too long or you will be frozen in time, or if you see a black cat you could be cursed with bad hair days (or something like that) forever. It’s quite alright this year if you see a black cat though, because you can just accuse someone else, since this Friday the 13th is also National Blame Someone Else Day. Friday the 13th, 2016 is the date that keeps on giving.
Sara Ritchey is a Freshman at Barbara Ingram
Post Script Magazine. 